Well, my fellow Kotakians (or...Kotaku-mates? Kotakuites?), I have entered into a new age of Windows. And at first it was slower than my previous experience (but hey, I chose to migrate everything so what the hell did I expect?), but after a while (and un-and-reinstalling my antivirus program and doing some Windows Updates), it's as smooth as silky butter.

That's right - I installed Windows 8.

But I installed Adobe CS6, so where the hell did all of the items (including folders) that were previously in the Start menu go?